Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.

Zoo Keeper: " I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper: " Why don't you put an advert in the paper? " Zoo Keeper: "… Continue reading →

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him.… Continue reading →

What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name… Continue reading →

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I… Continue reading →

When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo- t suit!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages " An'whut animal would that be? " he asked the keeper.… Continue reading →