A couple have not been getting along for years…

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, " I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. " Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything. She says, " Why didn't you get me a birthday present!? " He replies, " You didn't use what I got you last year! "

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