A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…

A door- to- door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, andbefore she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow pattiesall over the carpet. He says, " Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up thathorseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it. " She turns to him with a smirk and says, " You want ketchup on that? " He Salesman says, " why do you ask? " She says " We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet. "

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