A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar… once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, " What the heck, I really want a drink. " So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, " What's the name of your penis? " The guy says, " Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink. " The gay bartender says, " I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. " So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, " Hey bud, what's the name of your penis? " The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, " TIMEX. " The guy asks, " Why Timex? " The fella proudly replies, " Cause it takes a lickin'and keeps on tickin'! " A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, " So, what do you call your penis? " The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, " FORD, because quality is Job 1", he then ads, " Have you driven a Ford lately? " Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, " The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer. " The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, " Why secret? " The guy says, " because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman! "