A surgeon and an architect
A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, " Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation. " " Maybe, " said the architect, " but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job. " " Shure now, " interrupted the politician, " but somebody created the chaos first. "