A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. " I'm in love with my horse, " he said. " But that's nothing, " replied the shrink. " A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much. " " Ah, but doctor, " the patient replied. " It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse. " " Ahhh! " exclaimed the doc. " What kind of a horse is it? Male or female? " " Female, of course, " said the bloke. " What do you think I am, a faggot! "

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