An American tourist

An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, " The trouble is the carburetor. " He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, " It's the carburetor that's not working. " The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him. Murphy said, " Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway. "

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