Catching the fish

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, " Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you? " " Why do you want me to throw them at you? " " Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them. " " Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy. " " But why? " " Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight.

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