Chicken jokes 04

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry- day! Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren- egg? A: It eggs- plodes! Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good for your health? A: Not if you're the chicken! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: " You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours! " Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double- crosser! Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have enough guts! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!

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