The eastern lady who was all ready…

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, " Can you get me a nice gentle pony? " " Shore, " said the cowboy. " What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western? " " What's the difference? " asked the lady. " The western saddle has a horn on it, " said the cowboy. " If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride. "

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