Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys…

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big- city church. " When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, " Joe began. " You mean the parking lot, " interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. " I walked up the trail to the door, " Joe continued. " The sidewalk to the door, " Charlie corrected him. " Inside the door, I was met by this dude, " Joe went on. " That would be the usher, " Charlie explained. " Well, the usher led me down the chute, " Joe said. " You mean the aisle, " Charlie said. " Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, " Joe continued. " Pew, " Charlie retorted. " Yeah, " recalled Joe. " That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her. "

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