Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. " HA! " he snorted. " The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest! " On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, " There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat! " " That's not your chest! " he roars back. " Damn right it's my chest! " she argued. " Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest…. AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT…IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST! "