A man arrives at the gates…

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, " Religion? " The man says, " Methodist. " St. Peter looks down his list, and says, " Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8. " Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. " Religion? " " Baptist. " " Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8. " A third man arrives at the gates. " Religion? " " Jewish. " " Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8. " The man says, " I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8? " St. Peter tells him, " Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

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