Two Irish friends greeted each other…

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. " This reminds me of Finnegan, " remarked one. " What about Finnegan? " inquired the other. " 'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time. ''Well, Finnegan, 'said St. Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent. ''Ah! 'said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent. ''Sure, 'said St. Peter, 'just wait a minute. '"

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