St Peter is standing at heaven's…

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. " Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? " " I was a policeman, " he responded. " What kind of policeman? " St Peter asked. " I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids. " " Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates. " A few moments later a second man walks up. " Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? " " I was a policeman, " he responded. " What kind of policeman? " St Peter asked. " I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers. " " Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise. " A few moments later a third man walks up. " Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? " " I was a policeman, " he responded. " What kind of policeman? " St Peter asked. " I was a Military Policeman, Sir. " " Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you? "

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