Did you know that heaven and…

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain- link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said " Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence. " Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence…but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. " Satan! " beckoned God. " You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs! " " Yeah? What if I don't? " replied the devil. " I'll sue you if I have to, " answered God. " Sure, " laughed Satan. " Where are you going to find a lawyer? "

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