Humor about St. Patrick's Day
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. " What's wrong, Seamus? " Paddy asked. " Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back? " said Seamus. " Ah, praise the Almighty! " Paddy replied with relief. " I thought I'd gone deaf! "