Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop…

Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. " File the beak just a little, " said the owner, " and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die. " Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. " He died, " said Calvin. " But I told you not to file the beak too much. " " I didn't, " explained Calvin, " but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead. "

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