Irishman, Englishman and a German

Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. " Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like? " said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. " Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like? " said the prison guard " Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. " Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like? " " Oh", replied the Irishman, " I'll take the German".

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