Irishman went to a pet shop
Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. " We have 99" replied the shop owner " Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off. He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer- by came and asked him what had happened. " I don't know sur" he replied " but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping"