How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? " We just report…

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? " We just report the facts, we don't change them. " Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

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