Three men: an editor, a photographer, and…

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says " Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish. " The photographer went first. " I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries. " The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The journalist went next. " I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries. " The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. " And what would your wish be? " asked the genie. " I want the m both back after lunch" replied the editor, " the deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.

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