A cub reporter for a small town…

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. " Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts. " The Editor scolded the new reporter, " This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate! " The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. " Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her (. )(. ) "

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