When a visitor to a small town…

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, " Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. " The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. " Well, then, " the reporter said, " the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'. " " Actually, " the man said, " I'm from Connecticut. " " In that case, " the reporter said in a huff, " the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'. "

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