A shy guy goes into a bar…

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. " Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while? " To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, " No, I won't sleep with you tonight! " Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, " I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations. " To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, " What do you mean $ 200? "

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