A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital…

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, " I want to see the eye- ear doctor. " " There is no such doctor" she tells him. " Perhaps you would like to see someone else? " " No, I need to see an eye- ear doctor, " he says. " But there is no such doctor, " she replies. " We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye- ear doctor. " No help. He repeats, " I want to see the eye- ear doctor. " They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: " Comrade, there is no eye- ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him? " " Because, " he replies, " I keep hearing one thing and seeing another. "

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