Leprechaun Jokes

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. " I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, " I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity. " So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, " I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity. " Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, " I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. " The Genie explains, " well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out. " The Irishman says, " Fill it up with water. "

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