Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, " Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her. " " I dunno, Victor, " said Stanley, and they continued the search. A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg. " Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs. " Stanley shrugged and they walked on. Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection. " Nope, " said Stanley at last. " Anya was a lot taller. "