McQuillan walked into a bar

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. " S'cuse me, " said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. " What was that all about? " " Nothing, " said the Irishman, " my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives. "

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