New scientific theories VI

New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to theback of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above theground, probably into eternity. A " buttered- cat array" could replacepneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and " giant buttered- cat arrays" could easily allow a high- speed monorail linking New York with Chicago.

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