Old farmer Johnson was dying…

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, " Maude, when I'm dead and gone… I want you to marry farmer Jones. " " Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you! " Maude replies. " But I want you to, Maude. " " But why? " Maude asks. " Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade! "

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