Paddy and Seamus

It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler…" Seamus… Seamus… the wind is cutt'n me chest out! " " Well, Paddy my lad, " said Seamus, " why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back… that'll block the wind for you. " So Paddy took Seamus'advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again. After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground. " T'anks be to heaven, is he alright? " Seamus hailed to the farmers. " Well, " said one of the farmers, " he was alright when we found him here.. but since we turned his head back to front.. he hasn't said a word since! "

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