Pat and Jimmy-Joe
Pat and Jimmy- Joe met and one said to the other, " Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat? " Pat said, " Well, I have and I haven't. " His friend asked, " Shure, and what d'ye mean by that? " Pat said, " It's like this, y'see…I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another…it was neither of us. "