The President is running down the…

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, " Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing. " The little girl says, " Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats. " Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. " You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats. " The girl says, " I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now. " Bill says, " They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with? " She says, " Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open. "

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