A salesman walking along the beach found…

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. " I will grant you three wishes, " announced the genie. " But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well – – only double. " The salesman thought about this for a while. " For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars, " he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $ 10, 000, 000 had been deposited. " But your rival has just received $ 20, 000, 000, " the genie said. " I've always wanted a Ferrari, " the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. " But your rival has just received two Ferraris, " the genie said. " And what is your last wish? " " Well, " said the salesman, " I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant. "

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