A door- to- door vacuum cleaner salesman…

A door- to- door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. " This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, " If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself. " " Do you want ketchup on it? " she says, " we're not connected for electricity yet! "

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