Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. " Doc, " he said, " I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. Please tell me what I should do. " The doctor thought for a moment. " Look, " he said, " here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they'll allow you to fuck your wife six time a day. If you do this for thirty days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy will just show that she died of heart failure during sex. " " Wonderful, doc, " said the grateful patient. " I'll start with this right away. " He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day, while on a medical convention, the doctor passed by the patient coming down the sidewalk in a wheelchair, just barely managing to move forward. " What happened? " asked the doctor. " What happened to your wife? " " Don't worry, doc, " the patient reassured him, " two more days and she'll be dead. "