Some possible computer bumper stickers
1. BREAKFAST. COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)8. Backups? We don'* NEED* no steenking backups. 9. E Pluribus Modem10….. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny12. CONGRESS. SYS Corrupted: Re- boot Washington D. C (Y/N)? 13. 11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 15. SENILE. COM found… Out Of Memory… 16. RAM disk is * not* an installation procedure. 17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…18. COFFEE. EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 20. E- mail returned to sender – – insufficient voltage. 21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 22. " 640K ought to be enough for anybody. " – Bill Gates, 198123. Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…25. REALITY. SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)27. Hit any user to continue. 28. Disk Full – Press F1 to belch. 29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?