The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says " bartender give me a brewskie. " The bartender says, " We don't serve your kind here. " The gay continues, " I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything. " The bartender says, " Well, all right! " and pours a beer. A while later a cowboy walks in and says " Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls" A voice is heard from the corner. " Moo! Moo! Buckaroo! "