For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave…

For a weddin'present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, " W'atcha do with the money, son? " " Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy! " answered the boy. " Yew dumb ignoramous! " yelled his father. " Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle! " " A rifle? What fer? " " Suppos'n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin'wid yore wife, " explained the older redneck. " W'atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is? "

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