While proudly showing off his new apartment…

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. " What is the big brass gong and hammer for? " one of his friends asked. " That is the talking clock, " the man replied. " How's it work? " the friend asked. " Watch, " the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, " KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM! "

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