A Scotsman paying his first visit to…

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages " An'whut animal would that be? " he asked the keeper. " Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. " A moose!! ", exclaimed the Scotsman. " Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha'rats the size of elephants over there! "

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