yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick- up truck.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!!
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama so fat when God said, " Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID " WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID " MOVING"!!!
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore- head to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a " Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.