Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, " Who turned of the lights".
You mama's so skinny…. she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing " We are family…! "
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, " Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in. "
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
yo mama so stupid.. she sits on the t. v and watches the couch
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…
your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26- 34- 28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!