Animal Jokes

One day Mullah was beating his…

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

There was once a puppy called…

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!

One day there was a tortoise…

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!

A family of tortoises went into…

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, " I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella? " So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. " I think, dear, " said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, " that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts. " And a voice from the door said, " If you do that I won't go. "