Bath jokes

Dr Frankenstein: I' ve just invented…

Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub…

A man walked into a lodge in…

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath? 'he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room, 'the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself! '

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a…

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

Boy: Dad, dad, there' s a…

Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

The plumber was working in a house…

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, " Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch? " " It's okay with me lady, " said the plumber, " as long as you don't splash my sandwiches. "