Bird jokes

How many ducks would there be,…

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks- because they are in a row.

A couple of pigeons made a…

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. " Where were you? I was worried sick. " " It was such nice day, I decided to walk. "

"Look at that speed!" said one…

" Look at that speed! " said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. " Hmph! " snorted the other. " You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire! "