Computers

Teacher: Look at the state of…

Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.

This computer you charged me L950…

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work…. and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

Which kind of ink do you…

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.