Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners,…

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

My dog is great at math….

My dog is great at math. Really? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!

A Chihuahua was shopping in a…

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?