What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
When does a dog go " moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.
Would you rather have a 300- pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!
What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
What dogs never get lost? Newfound- lands!
What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi- Do!
Q. Why is a dog scared of a fire? A. It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
My dog is great at math. Really? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot- weiler!
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A petticoat!