Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet…

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

Boy 1: "How did you get…

Boy 1: " How did you get that bruise on your arm? " Boy 2: " I ate some Easter candy. " Boy 1: " Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise. " Boy 2: " It will if it's your big brother's candy! "