Easter jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re- tail store!

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster? One's a hare- head and the other's an air- head!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Boy 1: " How did you get that bruise on your arm? " Boy 2: " I ate some Easter candy. " Boy 1: " Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise. " Boy 2: " It will if it's your big brother's candy! "

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off- season.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth? " " Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears. "

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

Would you like something from my Easter basket? " Sure! " " Here. Have some plastic grass. "

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

" Why are you studying your Easter candy? " " I'm trying to decide which came first- the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg! "

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!